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Subject: PROCLAMATION Author: E Date: 7/24/2002 1:23 pm CST THE ELIJAH PROCLAMATION (Better take it serious! Documented broadcast date was 1982). Let it be known by those who have the eyes to read, and by those who have the ears to hear, the one you know as Elijah has come! It is written in Daniel 12:5 -- “Then I Daniel looked, and, behold there stood other two, the one on this side of the bank of the river, and the other on that side of the bank of the river.” On this side of the river where souls languish between Life and death while striving to survive in the midst of strife and confusion, it is I, a servant of the Most High Holy God who has come to proclaim Truth. It is written in Malachi 4:5 -- “Behold, I will send you Elijah the prophet before the coming of the great and dreadful day of the Lord.” Like Moses and Elijah of old, I am; like John the Baptist and Lord Jesus Christ, I am One with them, and they with me. Look not to flesh and blood for your salvation! Those who fear their Maker shall be redeemed, not by my hand, but through the Love of His Son. Though I be One with Him, yet I am separate from the Father of Life, joined with sin for a season as His Power flows from one bank to the other. The Word has gone out to political and religious leaders in recent years, and even though my coming was foretold by those of old, they have not received me. I have been ridiculed and falsely accused by those who know me not; I have been criticized and ostracized, and not one -- no, not one who claims to know good from evil has accepted me. By what standard do they measure the Word which remains the same within me as strong as within those before me? Now is the time for the Word to be given and those who choose to suppress it shall surely die. Think not that I have come to speak peace to soothe the wicked when I have come to provoke them; think not that I have come to offer praise when I have come to admonish my enemies. This world is not my home, and those who hold control over systems devised by Evil are not my friends. Blessed are they who bless Elijah; cursed be they who curse Elijah -- for as Elijah goes, so goes the world! Let it be known by those who rule with rods of iron, these are the days of perdition. This is the time foretold in the book of Isaiah and it is I asking: Will you scourge me with your tongues in your houses of worship? Let it be known by all who inhabit Planet Earth, the Word shall be given by a sinful man, yet it comes from the Heart of a Spirit, and the Maker is a Spirit! NOTE: Inspired “WORDS” were inserted at this point in the broadcast over WNAH Radio in Nashville, Tennessee. The program then concluded as follows... Let it be known throughout every land, there can be no peace until those who do war are destroyed; there can be no Love until those who hate have been overcome. Therefore, think not that Elijah has come to speak words of concession in this place of war and hate; think not that I have come to deliver when I have come to destroy. I am but a sword in the Hands of the Holy One, slashing the face of deception, loosing the fetters that bind the children of God to ignorance and false religious doctrine. Existing world systems are experiencing destabilizing economic throes as a direct result of an illusory perception relative to diminishing natural resources and declining productivity. By what earthly gauge can the universe be measured? It is my inspired belief that the greed inherent in Capitalism will never be merged within the parity of Communism. It is, therefore, imperative, that the Autocracy of Lord Jesus Christ be manifested in this generation. There is no other conceivable form of government capable of achieving true peace and eternal security for all mankind. It is no longer prudent for a child of God to swear allegiance to antiquated laws while being enticed to observe idolatrous traditions. Now is the time to eliminate barriers which separate the good of this wicked world from their Holy Master. Child of God, let us stand fast, together, as the Evil One ravages those whom he would devour. Let us, together, wrestle the Enemy as he squirms through our minds like a harlot in a snake pit. See him tossing and turning, first on his back and then on his belly, striking us in anger -- and then shirking the wrath of our Father by withdrawing into a huddled mass of vile despair for a time. Satan will tremble when we proclaim his weakness, and suddenly -- like a roaring lion, he will unfurl his evil energies, striking the hearts of his adversaries. He will leap out of the pit, sending destruction across the waters. Then you will know why Elijah came not to speak words of concession in this place of war and hate. Child of God, hear the Word and watch as signs and wonders unfold. Only a portion of that which is to come through me has been sent out. Let not your souls be troubled by those who seek to destroy that which the Master has commanded be done. By the Power vested within me by God Almighty, those who pronounce Elijah to be insane shall lose their own sanity; those who pronounce Elijah to be a deceiver shall be undone by their own deceptions; those who pronounce Elijah to be a fool shall be likened to tinkling brass in a storm of wind and fire. To those who pronounce Elijah to be a true prophet of God, there shall be shown a way of escape out of the desolation to come. As it was in the days of Noah, so is it now! (1982) As it was in the days of Noah, so is it now! (2002) Repent! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Like A Diamond In Manure Author: E Date: 7/26/2002 2:30 pm CST Satan and his "angelic demons" are on the offensive like never before! They seek to inflict the old and young alike with the stain of their rebellion against the Master. Evil forces have taken the initiative with human participation, screaming vulgar obscenities to the high heavens in a last desperate attempt to thwart God’s will for our lives. The "darkness" of this world has always been an enemy of mine. Anything foreign to the Light of Life is repulsive to my nature. I have learned, it is only in the deep recesses of death that Satan is given freedom to flourish. With this understanding, you now know why my descent into this pit of hell -- here on Planet Earth is more painful than most people have imagined. To walk by "faith" through this night of terror is a horrible duty. I see ravaging diseases of the spirit on every hand. The bleeding wounds incurred by those transgressing against the Master need to be touched by compassionate, healing fingers. The decaying bodies cluttering my path need to be gathered for Judgment. Some will go the way of separation, others the way of regeneration. There is no gratification in condemnation! Let all people repent and prepare for transformation! NOTE: Lost souls fail to realize that dedicated Christians really do mean it when we say
-- "I love you." Imagine a pile of manure with a diamond hidden inside. Christians love the diamond that God put there -- not the manure on the outside; carnally minded souls think of themselves as "manure," not realizing the true value of the diamond inside. Therefore, they find it difficult to understand how they could be loved when they look and smell so bad to everyone except God and His loyal children. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: JIGROP Author: E Date: 7/28/2002 7:39 am CST Those of us who worship God -- and who want to influence lost souls to join us in faith as we prepare to welcome the King of kings to this planet -- consider using this one-word message during communications: JIGROP! JIGROP! Jesus Is God; Repent Or Perish! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Setting Priorities Author: What is a name? (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/2/2002 7:40 am CST JOB 27:8-10 -- "For what is the hope of the hypocrite, though he hath gained, when God taketh away his soul? Will God hear his cry when trouble cometh upon him? Will he delight himself in the Almighty? will he always call upon God?" E>Many confused people turn to religion for personal gain to enhance their lifestyles without making sacrifices required to purify a soul. God wants us to be honest with ourselves and with others as we strive to live in this world -- without letting this world live in us. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Who Are We? Author: JIGROP (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/2/2002 7:56 am CST Remember: "We can't judge a book by its' cover." The names we use to identify ourselves have no real significance. The title on a book seldom reveals the nature of what is written inside. If we swapped covers on books at the local library, new readers would become easily frustrated and confused. In the same way, when people "swap covers" (identities in Life), strangers who come along are at a disadvantage -- not knowing what has been "written" in a soul. Not until the book has been read can readers then properly define the intent of the author. Legal names in real Life or screen names on the Internet should not be considered as the ultimate definition of a person. Do we really know "Jesus?" Do we really know "Darwin?" Do we really know "Billy Graham?" Do we really know "Elvis, John Wayne, Mickey Rooney, Jack Benny, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, God, President Bush, Barb, Debby, VIV, Bill" -- or "Your Worst Nightmare?" If we did know everyone -- would that be a good thing or a bad thing? Does anyone know who we really are? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: E-mail & My response Author: E Date: 8/3/2002 3:52 pm CST Subj: Re: In Christ? Date: 8/3/02 To: justbranches4@aol.com In a message dated 8/3/02 3:09:33 PM Central Daylight Time, justbranches4@aol.com writes: "How about you explaining what it means to you and I'll tell you if I agree or not?" E>Your request is granted my dear, competitive friend. "I will tell you that I do believe that we have a responsibility to remain "in Christ" and that the consequences of the failure to do so are fruitlessness and separation from/rejection of Christ. You're up... from Justbranches" VERSE WE ARE DISCUSSING: "I am the vine; you are the branches. If a man remains in me and I in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing." John 15:5 E> (1) God is Spirit. God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Spirit are One. When we repent of sins and accept Jesus, we become One with God. In practical terms, we are a soul composed of spirit forces -- either good or evil. When God is in control, we bear fruit in the form of..."Thy Kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven." (2) Just as a branch depends upon the vine to be sustained, we depend upon God for Life. Jesus is "Life." (3) If a "man" -- being a "branch" -- and God, being the source of Life (the "vine") -- remains Spiritually linked to a soul then "we" will have a productive Life. Without that "link" -- we can do nothing. (4) If the Holy Spirit can enter a human soul, how would you identify this process? For the lack of a better word, I use "incarnation." In the case of "human flesh" that is caught away from this planet -- there is an instantaneous transformation that makes possible habitation with God in Heaven. If God chooses to "inject" Himself, Spiritually, into a human soul, He can do it easily. He also has the power to "send" souls back to Earth after transformation -- before or after a physical death experience. As you can see by reading and understanding these words, I am not quoting the Written Word -- I am quoting the "vine" within. Let's be true to Truth instead of human intellect. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Jesus is speaking today... Author: JESUS (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/9/2002 6:40 am CST “Open your heart to my words, so this may be a blessed day for you! Let the children of the Father hear even now before my Light has come to reign upon the lands. My messenger brings my words, so that you may be prepared for my advent. I have seen your dark hours filled with nakedness as you wrestled against flesh only to be tormented to no avail. It has been my sorrow to see weakness exploited by such cowardly strength, and now it is I who shall come to defeat the enemy of your soul. There will be no more evil nights in my Kingdom. The glory of my Love will be your courage and your Life will be fulfilled in my eternal day. Open your eyes to the reality of my Beauty as you travel where desires lead. Many are the roads to my throne where people shall find contentment beyond measure. In these final moments before my time has come to bring you out of wicked calamity, stretch your hands to the pearly white towers of Jerusalem where I shall comfort you. You will soon know the healing powers of waters as all nations look to me for their need. I am a kind and good God who cares for His children. The words of my mouth, and the deeds done by my hands shall be more than enough to sustain Life in my domain. I have no need for artificial duplication or substitute authorities. My power is sufficient for all things to be done. In my perfection, you shall be transformed and restored to my likeness. In the flash of my thoughts, a new world will emerge, and old things shall pass away. Your eyes will behold the wonders of my Kingdom on Earth, and the majesty of all creation shall exist for your pleasure. To my servants, and to my righteous saints, there shall be duties performed as a sacred remembrance for the souls who suffered under the altar. We shall forever honor them for their martyrdom. It was not accidental fate, but by the will of the Father that these great ones were sacrificed. It is only because of their dedication that you can now honor them with the apostles and prophets who obeyed the laws of the Master they serve. In this day without end, you will never grow weary. You will eagerly explore my City on the hill, and many more cities will arise as the good news is carried throughout purified lands filled with happy people. You will contemplate many wonderful dreams, and in your creativity, the joy of bringing pleasure to others will sustain you. My Spirit will be in you, and my Mind will be your mind as the celebration of Life evolves between us. We will be as One in all things said or done, yet it is by my power that you shall receive freedom. You will come, or you will go according to your own preference, and though we remain separate, we will always be together. The day is soon upon us when every choice will be a good choice; every good thing has been preserved for those who follow in the steps of their Master. So, take a deep breath and turn away from evil ways; come to a new day! Let this be a beginning for all who strive to hear the words of the Lord. It is for you that this land has been made, and great shall be your joy in it!" These Words have been given, according to the Will of the Master as written by His servant, Elijah. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: IRAQ ATTACK? Author: E Date: 8/9/2002 6:43 am CST What if the USA attacked Iraq on September the 11th, causing an uproar from the liberal media? Then after liberal pundits do their typical song and dance, questioning the Bush administration and defending supporters of terrorism, the media is provided with proof -- connecting the Madman in Iraq with the activities of Usama during WTC 9/11. Wouldn't that be a revolting development? Then, after liberal DemoncRATS start recanting, what will we do if we learn that most Muslim Arabs are "tools" being used by the UN/EU to bring down America -- and we are so divided that we lose momentum in the war against terror? Ifl Daschle, Gephardt or Gore is our next president, would democracy survive? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Crying In The Wilderness Author: E Date: 8/10/2002 7:48 am CST The people of Planet Earth are not, generally, mentally equipped to consider the real possibilities for strange unknowns such as UFO's, invisible Life forms, space aliens, angels, Life after death ideas -- or prophets who speak the Words of God. In this world where conventional thinking is dominant, anyone who dares to keep an open mind is usually regarded as a "dreamer" -- (negative connotation) -- or worse. Now we know why so many philosophers, those with spiritual ideas, artists and/or those who have been gifted with superior intellect are often shunned by the majority. These "voices" that "cry in the wilderness" are the same voices that cause others to grow and to improve as humans in many instances. Otherwise, without vision, societies stagnate and people perish. NOTE: Maybe someone will come along, read this little message and then give us historic examples to substantiate what I am saying? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Should All Nations Do What Israel Is Doing? Author: E Date: 8/13/2002 11:34 am CST Introduction: "LOVING ENEMIES" was put on the Internet months ago -- long before Israel isolated Arafat and started destroying the family homes of suicide bombers. This is an example of what a prophet of God can do to inspire people. The rest of the message can be found on my web site. Should All Nations Do What Israel Is Doing? Maybe idiots would be less likely to commit criminal acts if they knew that their immediate family would be held responsible? Maybe families should make discipline a top priority? Restitution for crimes done should be a family affair! Unless all rebellious young men are completely crazy, they would think twice before breaking the law if they knew mom, dad, brothers and sisters would be legally obligated to return property and pay back money stolen during armed robberies. If laws were written to hold families responsible for crimes committed by single members, wouldn’t it be sensible for them to unite in self-control rather than to suffer consequences? Wouldn’t parents try their best to make sure that their children were taught how to stay out of trouble rather than being forced to assume restitution for antisocial acts? Under this plan, the financial assets of families would be severely altered if defiant, ignorant relatives break the law! How much money would it take to compensate victimized families who mourn the loss of loved-ones, because a murderer destroyed the tranquillity of an otherwise peaceful existence? Should money be the standard for determining justice? What price should convicted criminals be forced to pay? Once a legal judgment has placed a dollar value on losses resulting from crimes -- restitution by guilty families could take the form of public apologies, home confinement, cash payments, transfer of possessions and/or various skilled services could be provided. What would happen if we had laws like these? What would happen to the psyche of criminals who had to experience the wrath of a family when forced to pay back society? If state sponsored incarceration was a last resort for repeat offenders -- without any prospect for parole -- maybe we would begin to see a reduction in criminal behavior. As we know, transformation of headstrong people by promoting adherence to moral lifestyles will not be possible if current systems continue to emphasize punishment over rehabilitation. Expensive government programs designed to supervise responsible families who become burdened by wayward relatives would be more compassionate, more effective and less costly! Meanwhile, what do we do about suicide bombers who take the lives of helpless, unsuspecting people in public places? What price should guilty families be forced to pay? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: THE ELIJAH PLAN/SEPTEMBER 11, 2002 Author: E Date: 8/15/2002 7:11 am CST "U.S. must take action against Saddam. The United States has no choice but to take action against Iraqi President Saddam Hussein," White House national security adviser Condoleezza Rice said on Thursday. But she said President George W. Bush had not decided "how he wants to do it" or how to "make the case for particular methods". "We certainly do not have the luxury of doing nothing," Rice, a pivotal player in Bush's administration, told BBC radio. "We believe the case for regime change is very powerful." THE ELIJAH PLAN GIVEN ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2002 -- (1) President George Bush needs to emphasize his -- "You are either with America or you are with the terrorists" doctrine. (2) Intelligence linking Saddam to Usama should be released to the media. (3) Saudi Arabia should be identified as either a friend or an enemy by the U.S. State Department. (4) The nuclear capabilities of Israel need to be defined -- along with various scenarios against those who are contemplating war in the Middle East. (5) Iraqi oil fields, storage and processing facilities should be taken over by the U.S. for the purpose of benefiting the Iraqi people. A percentage of revenues should be taken to cover cost of military operations. (6) The media should be debating the "Price of Peace" as it relates to the virtues of potential democratic governments in Iraq, Jordan, Saudi Arabia -- and in all other nations where people deserve freedom from oppressive regimes. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: IDENTIFY OTHERS -- DON"T JUDGE OTHERS? Author: E Date: 8/16/2002 12:36 am CST Lately, there seems to be many who condemn anyone who they perceive as committing the act of "judging others." How should we decide what is acceptable or unacceptable behavior in this regard? Jesus said,"Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?" Matthew 7:1-3 Jesus said, "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you." Matthew 7:6 QUESTION: What did Jesus really mean when He advised against Judging -- giving that which is holy unto the "dogs" or casting our pearls before "swine?" THINK ABOUT IT! If we fail to identify others -- whether or not they are sinners or saints, whether or not they are obeying the Laws of God or not, whether or not they are behaving as true followers of God or not, whether or not they are "dogs" or "swine," -- or whether or not they are a part of the Body of Christ -- how can we be sure that we are not "giving that which is holy unto the dogs," or casting our pearls before "swine?" If it walks like a dog, it's a dog? If it smells like a swine, it's a swine? Believe me when I say that -- "identification" -- of others is okay! On the other hand, judging of others is God's job! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Body & Soul & Spirits Author: E Date: 8/17/2002 6:49 pm CST (1) Each person is a tripartite entity: Body/Soul/Spirits (2) Each person is one Soul in one Body -- however, there can be thousands of spirits in one Soul. (3) A Soul in a male body can, conceivably, be dominated by either male or female spirits. When a male body has more female spirits than male spirits -- or when a female body has more male spirits than female spirits, the "sexual" nature of the person is not balanced properly. (4) When an evil Soul is subservient to the flesh, many acts against the Laws of God are often perpetrated -- lust, fornication, adultery, homosexuality or rape. (5) When a body is subservient to a Soul that is "linked" to God, lust of the flesh is easier to subdue. So, if all people on the planet could be taught how to distinguish between the "Body & Soul & Spirits" -- and be taught how to make proper choices, everything would potentially change for the better. The reason I'm expressing these ideas is this: Sexual expression is the highest form of spiritual expression! Love between a man and a woman during the act of procreation is God within us! Everything else that people do in the name of "love" or "sex" usually has nothing to do with God's plan for humankind. I think it is about time that professing Christians debate this important subject. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Think Twice Author: ENEMYLOVERMAN (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/20/2002 7:26 am CST I believe this world could become a better place to live if we all learned how to "think twice" before we said or did anything unkind to the son or daughter of a loving mother -- no matter what the race, creed or color. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: NAMES Author: ManyNamesOneSoul (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/21/2002 12:41 am CST LUKE 10:20 -- "Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the spirits are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your...names...are written in heaven." The disciples of Jesus, and many other people throughout history, have had more than one name -- yet only one soul! Maybe we should focus on words and deeds rather than on the legality, tradition or the cultural custom of names? As we know, most people seem to focus on race, color and creed when profiling others. Wouldn't it be better to identify neighbors according to their individual propensity for goodness -- rather than blaming certain "groups" of people for the wrongs done by a few? By the same token, why credit all members of a particular group because of the accomplishments of a few? Names are not reliable for classification purposes! Christians? Jews? Muslims? To be honest, there are atheists who are nicer people than some "professing" Christians. There are Muslims who are kinder than some Jews or Christians. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Is She Man or Woman? Author: TheRealMeaningOfSex (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/22/2002 7:28 pm CST Put on your thinking caps! Is she man or is she woman? This seems to be a question that is constantly raised by one person on this board. Guess who? What is a man and what is a woman? Have we been taught to believe that a human body with a penis qualifies a person to be identified as a man? Do we think a vagina is all that is needed to qualify as a woman? What about a soul? What is a soul? What does a soul have to do with "sexual" identity or human behavior? Well, for those who care about what I believe, a soul is a composite of spiritual forces -- some of which are female, and some male. Yes, that means that I believe in something so strange, so weird, so different -- that most people will assume the worst about my credibility as a prophet. For the sake of formulating a hypothetical scenario, how would we identify a female dominated soul with a male body -- or a male dominated soul with a female body? If you were me, you would not be focusing upon the "body" during your interactions with others, but you would be focusing upon the nature of a soul within that body. Therefore, we can readily understand why confusion is so often a part of personal lives, because of inner conflicts related to this complex subject. Some men do not understand why they feel more like a woman than a man. Some women who think, speak and live like a male sterotype do not know how to manifest themselves without experiencing contradictions. Those who look like a man and act like a woman -- or those who look like a woman, but act like a man should just be honest with others. They should stop trying to play ridiculous games for the sake of acceptance. It would take a few books to put this subject into perspective, but more than likely that will never happen. So, just let me say, I don't hate anyone, condemn anyone or ridicule anyone -- just because they are not "normal" in the way that God would consider "normal" to be. Sin against God through the centuries has resulted in "faults" among His creation -- and all of us are guilty in one way or another! Yes, a "male" body can have a "lesbian" soul, a "gay" soul, a "lustful" soul and dozens of other sexual preferences that most people would consider perversions. The same "concept" is true for "female" bodies. The first time I introduced this concept about a year ago on AOL, homosexuals came out of the woodwork with hundreds of responses and complaints. AOL terminated my account (they let me come back after 9/11) and a short time later, Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson picked up the issue -- making more homosexuals upset. Now, we're going through the "priest" thing, the little girl abductions, etc -- and there will be a trend in that direction because of evil in our land. Does anyone really care? Is honesty still the best policy! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: WATER Author: To Those Who Hear (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 8/24/2002 3:59 pm CST "And God said to pure water, pour yourself not into broken vessels or into polluted streams where filth will bring contamination. I have not cleansed you to be wasted or to be corrupted. Let only those who come with righteous thirst, and with goodness of intent, take upon themselves the healing refreshment of your provision. For out of the belly of endless rivers shall flow holy water into those who come to receive what I have given freely." God gave this to me for you, Tennessee Elijah ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: GREAT IDEA! Author: E Date: 8/26/2002 6:29 pm CST NOTE: The following is satirical reverse psychology: Let's just stop in our tracks right now and quit everything in America. Dissolve the government, close down Wall Street, forget about Homeland Security and national defense, stop pretending that we care about the rest of the world -- and let's have a national party. Let them all cross our borders and take over our country! Hey, we are Americans. We love immigrants. Instead of going to war against terrorists in Iraq and in other places, let's just bring our proud sons and daughters back home. Let the Chinese, the Russians, the Demoncrats, the Saddams and Usama's, the United Nations or the European Union take over. Maybe they would treat us better and make us happier than we've ever been. President Bush could go back to his Texas ranch to retire, knowing Daschle and Gephardt will not be playing politics anymore. So, come on, one and all, America is here for the taking! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: OPEN DOOR POLICY Author: E alias ENEMYLOVERMAN Date: 8/26/2002 6:35 pm CST NOTE: The following is satirical reverse psychology: Life in the Middle East will be progressing rapidly now that the OPEN DOOR POLICY has been augmented between all nations of the world. A blend of politics, culture, educational opportunities, merging of economic enterprises and respect for all religions is making it possible for an enhanced way of Life for all people. Christians, Muslims and Jews are getting together to celebrate their common heritage. Amazingly, Americans are being invited to bring tour groups to places they were previously excluded from visiting. Soon we expect to see a new Disneyland in Iraq, and fast food restaurants like McDonald's and Burger King in every community where only open air markets had flourished in the past. Finally, we will begin to understand why the Middle East is such a perfect place to do business. People are so polite, so kind and so civilized in this place that once was misunderstood by the rest of the world. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: RELIGION Author: EEEEEEElijah Date: 8/26/2002 6:41 pm CST (Please take note of the satire and then smile if you can). Religion is a wonderful way to get people together to take up an offering. Also, when you have a popular Religion, there can be many opportunities for social interaction, political influence peddling at the grassroots level, fund raisers for community endeavors -- and when gathering in impressive worship centers, you can impress others with your latest wardrobe. Yes, what would this world be without Religion? People can seize the moments to debate countless issues pertaining to Life as we know it. We all know that God and Religion have nothing in common. We are perfectly free to speak our thoughts, agree or disagree, create our own rules and develop our own culture and traditions. Tolerance and diversity is just peachy! If you agree, then EEEEEE-mail this to your favorite apostle, disciple, teacher, evangelist, pastor, preacher, priest, rabbi or prophet. We need somebody to bless America and the whole world again! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: THE OLD BOOKS Author: EEEEEEElijah Date: 8/26/2002 6:52 pm CST By the way, folks, Elijah the Tishbite slew false prophets of Baal because he was chosen of God to get the job done! 1KINGS 19:1 -- "And Ahab told Jezebel all that Elijah had done, and how he had slain all the prophets with the sword." What is worse, a true prophet taking the Life of false prophets -- or a true prophet making humorous, satirical remarks in the context of AOL madness? Do I need to bring fire down from Heaven again just to prove it can be done? NOTE: This is more satirical reverese psychology: THE OLD BOOKS that were found on dried goat hides, on crackly parchment, hidden away in old pottery, lost until found under dirt in old caves -- or shuffled from continent to continent where they were translated, copied and published before being released to idiots all over the world -- were written by men inspired by God. Of course, most intelligent scholars in this contemporary religious environment -- right here on fabulous AOL -- are able to selectively inform us which passages are true and which passages are false. We are so fortunate that the Internet can make brilliant contributions possible. These "old books," some of which make up the Christian Bible, have made reading a very controversial hobby for those who still think God exists. As most atheists, agnostics, political liberals and legitimate scientists are proud to acknowledge, Christians are stupid and should never be taken seriously. Yes, we are living in a time of enlightenment and the "old books" that are filled with superstition and drivel have been replaced with Stephen King novels and other great masterpieces. We would rather read murder mysteries and stories about scandal, romance, war, high finance and pornography. Thanks to all of the educated people, we simple folks can now enjoy uncommon sense and socially acceptable indecency! If you want to rid the world of bigots, EEEEEEEEEEEE-mail this to your favorite media tycoons! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: The Fall of Rome? Author: EEEEEEElijah Date: 8/26/2002 6:58 pm CST NOTE: The following was written before scandals were known: How many orthodox Catholics could imagine leaving the traditional norms for the purpose of accepting another religion? Would the idea of "fundamentalism" really be so far removed from their spiritual allegiance -- that if they should choose a charismatic system of thought they would be forced to say farewell to the dictates of Rome? Possibly, if we were to stretch our mental horizons sufficiently, the idea of Eastern Orthodoxy or Anglo-Catholicism would lure those who adhere to the likes of Pusey, Keble and the early Newman perspectives? For any serious Catholic to convert to mainline Protestantism or to degenerate into a form of agnosticism, it would surely bring on nightmares, cold sweats at night, a craving for ovaltine and vanilla cookies, turning righteous saints into crackpots or maybe creepy, senile crawlers of the night. As most traditionalists understand, the Bible was not written for those people who departed from our form of worship. Right? Anti-Catholic sentiment is just a passing fad that has nothing to do with reality as we know it. Right? Lord Jesus doesn't really love everyone. Right? So, let's continue our mission into obscurity where the future lays dormant in the souls of those with history on their side. By Tennessee Elijah (The prophet that Catholics on AOL love to hate) ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: NOW! Author: + (A mark used by Elijah) Date: 8/26/2002 7:51 pm CST AS IT WAS IN THE DAYS OF NOAH, SO IS IT NOW! God is angry, and so am I! I wonder what God was thinking on the day before the rain came? Had Noah completed the task properly? Were the people who mocked him going about their routines as though they would never die? Did that first cloud, and that first drop of rain impress Noah and his critics? That first stream that flowed along low ground must have been of interest? That first victim of the flood must have been terribly afraid -- and was probably calling out to the God of Noah for salvation? And as the waters covered the earth and millions faced death, Noah cried out to God in anguish: "They wouldn't believe me when I tried to tell them," he said with his face turned heavenward. "Why?" ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: A New Religion Author: E Date: 8/28/2002 6:17 am CST Periodically, I will be practicing my new religion. I call it "Satirical Reverse Psychology." With this new form of worship, enabling me to verbalize "spiritual reality" from a unique perspective, words will be used to express thoughts in a way that will cause havoc in the minds of rebellious people. I enjoy tormenting Satan. Remember, one thought and one choice always leads to another -- and another -- and another. EXAMPLE: Please do not interpret this literally like others have: In regard to "atheism," it is such a remarkable and profound way of thinking. People who adhere to this obvious superior "philosophy" are to be commended for their insights. As most rational scholars often realize, according to superior scientists, the @#$&! fly evolved from a mouse, a wiggle worm evolved from an elephant, a monkey evolved from a man, and Planet Earth came from decayed tree trunks that floated in from space. Therefore, talk about a Father Creator is just a fantasy that was invented by drunk monks who lived on Mars, before arriving in Samaria during the dark ages. In regard to words, we know that "letters" or "symbols" that are used to form languages are nothing more than weird lines, curves, dots or dashes. These artistic images do nothing for anyone with common sense. Words should be regarded as nothing more than decorations that we enjoy looking at on chalkboards, on paper -- or maybe on computer screens. For any person to believe that these "markings" are a form of "thought transference" -- or are to be utilized as a method for the purpose of meaningful "communication," we must conclude that ignorance or insanity is a part of the equation. There is no such thing as "knowledge!" Thoughts cannot be transferred from one mind to another by using words! Those of us who know better, seldom respect languages, because we are able to "read" minds simply by projecting our energies into souls. In this way, we avoid deception, bad spelling, ridiculous ideas, and we are able to know the "real" person -- minus intellectual distortions. If you want to help your fellowman, copy and paste the above words all over the Internet -- and/or EEEEEEEEE-mail it to your families, friends and strangers. As you know, my serious messages are not worth reading or sharing. Thanks! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: I THOUGHT Author: E Date: 8/29/2002 7:00 am CST 1 CORINTHIANS 13:11&12 -- "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child........I thought.......as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known." When we have ...thoughts... we are experiencing "spirits." Thoughts, ideas, opinions and all such things are the result of spirits being manifested within our consciousness. Even though a soul is not easily identified while still in human flesh, it is as though we are seeing "through a glass, darkly." At some point in our existence, when we join others in the domain of our Maker, we shall know even as we are known. Go To TOP Of Page Go To Next Page... |
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