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Subject: The "LET'S ROLL" Resolution Author: EfromtEnnEssEE (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 10/2/2002 1:18 pm CST NOTE: This is commentary using satirical reverse psychology: In as much as we, Tennessee Elijah and all peace-loving occupants of Planet Earth have recognized the potential for war between Madman Dictator Saddam Hussein and the Divided United States of America which is represented by the democratically elected President George W. Bush -- who functions under mediocre opposition from liberal DemoncRATS inspired by folks like Senator Dasschole and Senator Gepfhart ever since “9/11,” we believe it is imperative that our earnest, humble voices be heard, before the great and noble American Congress -- and/or the European Union/United Nations -- begin to frame separate, conflicting, confusing and ineffective resolutions under perverse international guidelines provided by satantic enemies of sanity. Since we believe that all “weapons of mass destruction” -- such as ignorant behavior by grownups getting involved with excessive use of illicit perverted sex, excessive tobacco, excessive alcoholic beverages, excessive legal and/or illegal drugs, random disbursement of chemical and biological agents which have lethal potential for humankind, boring television programs, hand guns, stones, dynamite, missiles, faulty SUV tires, pipe bombs, truck bombs, train bombs, jet bombs, nuclear bombs and/or excessive OPEC crude oil prices which could destroy the world economy -- we must make haste! Time is running out for “uncivilized life as we know it” here in this place far from the Sun. STEP (1): Send Pope John Paul II to convince Saddam and his close advisors to move to the Vatican where they can be convinced to become priests. U.N. Inspectors and the media can then move freely, unfettered, throughout the highways, byways, waterways, tunnels, palaces, hospitals, schools, farms, car trunks, specially marked graves in cemeteries -- and innocent-looking factories in search of “weapons of mass destruction.” STEP (2): Once Iraq has been searched and cleansed of all “weapons and materials” posing a threat to civilization, the U.N. Inspectors -- along with the media -- can be sent to perform their duties in Iran, Syria, Jordan, Libya, most of Africa, Germany, France, Spain, Canada and -- within the Divided United States of America. STEP (3) Finally, providing there are no further acts of terrorism -- and a nuclear war has not hindered the “inspection” efforts -- remaining nations such as China, Russia, North Korea, etc. -- will voluntarily destroy all of their “weapons of mass destruction.” Once this has been done as a safety measure, we will allow only one nuclear missile to remain poised and ready for launch in the event that we are attacked by “unknown, hostile forces” from outer or inner space -- or from those persons or nations who often masquerade as friends while scheming to destroy humanitarian visionaries and Christian missionaries. Enemies will be attempting to destroy any Christian who opposes immorality, corrupt ethics, and seeks to diminish corrupt military objectives. Enemies will unfairly compete within the free-enterprise system with the hope of destroying the legitimacy of the American way of Life. Thus, taking all things into consideration for all intents and purposes, we hearby render this official document to be a useful communiqué, legally binding, signed, sealed and delivered to the appropriate political parties. The final war between Good and Evil must be fought sooner rather than later! Armageddon, here we come! Let's roll! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: I AM THE ONE WHO WAS SENT! Author: ELIJAH Date: 10/2/2002 7:58 pm CST Malachi 4:5&6 God sent me. God gave me words to share. Only a few people have received my messages. The world will not know I was here until after I am gone. I am the "Spirit" of Elijah the Tishbite and the "Spirit" of Elisha and John the Baptist. For those who do not understand, God is Spirit; Elijah is Spirit; Tennessee Elijah is both "Spirit" and flesh. Use your Bible to support or refute me. Where will we be in 2003? Will we be in Hell or Heaven in 2007? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: America Is On The Brink Author: E (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 10/7/2002 9:51 am CST Deep within my thoughts on this day is the knowledge that America is on the brink of a series of events that will usher in the rapture of loyal souls before Armageddon. The time for testing faith has come to this rebellious generation -- and each person will be forced to make a decision either for God or for Satan. The enemies of the historic America way of Life are really evil enemies of the Christian way of Life. Those who desire to deceive, steal, kill and destroy are not only evil people from other nations, but are among those born within our borders. We are the Divided United State of America whether we admit it or not! It is my belief that the enemies of God have entrenched themselves within the cities of our great nation -- beyond what is generally known. Since I have not been accepted as a voice worthy of serious attention, circumstances have evolved to the point where true peace is no longer an option. As we enter the final months of 2002, we must focus attention beyond the superficial media reports. Satan is the mastermind behind worldwide terrorism; the Arafat's, Saddam's and Usama's are only a small part of his Evil Army. Be watching as threats translate into tragedy -- followed by intimidation that prevents military action against the enemies of America. We will be forced to coexist with evil -- rather than eradicate it from the planet. When they start talking about "peace" -- "sudden destruction will come!" ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: HOLY GHOST REVIVAL Author: E Date: 10/8/2002 8:51 am CST HOLY GHOST REVIVAL By Tennessee Elijah Standing on a white rock in the Middle East, the prophet looked down upon Saddam Hussein with a look of disdain. “Now is the time for a Holy Ghost revival,” he proclaimed with a loud voice. Saddam lurched back, startled by the words from this frail man with white hair. “Now is the time to repent or perish,” the prophet said with an even louder voice. “Now is the time to repent of your evil ways, set your crooked path straight, set your house in order or the power of God will be unleashed upon you. You have strayed from the Laws of your Maker, coveting the property of neighbors, fostering your lust upon the weak, corrupting your domain with immorality, conspiring to destroy the defenseless, drinking the blood of your victims -- all in the name of your master, Satan.” Saddam smiled and then defiantly used his weapon to shoot at the white rock upon which the prophet was standing. The strange, little man of God stood without flinching, pointing his finger back at the evil heart before him. “You are unworthy of compassion, because of your murderous deeds, Saddam Hussein. You are unworthy of trust, because of your deceptions. The Lord Almighty knows where you hide when eating and sleeping. He knows your intentions as you arrogantly scheme to possess arsenals in foreign lands designed to sustain your perverse quest for world intimidation -- leading to economic domination. As David slew the giant with a small stone, your instruments of war shall be smashed -- not by military might alone, but with cooperation from those such as David. Your enemy is greater than President George W. Bush -- and greater than the nations you aspire to terrorize; your enemy is God -- the One who gives wisdom and power to those within your own household!" Jesus Is God; Repent Or Perish! JIGROP! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Stepping through the door... Author: Seriously Focusing On 2003 (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 10/10/2002 6:57 am CST NOTE: COPIED FROM AOL MESSAGE BOARD> Subject: The door is open before us... Date: 10/10/02 6:49 AM Central Daylight Time From: ELIJAHISBACK Message-id: <20021010074902.16972.00015228@mbs-m05.aol.com> The door is open before us... Where will we be in 2003? What will happen when the Congress/U.N. resolutions are passed? What will happen when Saddam interferes with U.N. inspections? What will happen when Iraq is attacked by allied American forces? What will Saddam do when he believes his days are numbered? What will terrorists do with the weapons Saddam has given them? Will Israel be caught in the crossfire? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: RE: Stepping through the door... Author: Seriously Focusing On 2003 (A screen name used by Elijah) Date: 10/10/2002 7:34 am CST Seriously Focusing On 2003: QUESTION: "The door is open before us... Where will we be in 2003?" ANSWER by Elijah> As humankind walks up to the open doorway, contemplating poverty and riches, peace and war, events of earth-shaking proportions will cause us to pause and wonder -- who is good and who is evil? Every nation will decide to either follow God or follow Satan as the "dividing line" becomes completely transparent. QUESTION: "What will happen when the Congress/U.N. resolutions are passed?" ANSWER by Elijah> Speculative media attention creating worldwide tension will prompt political figures to speak candidly regarding their positions on "inspection/war" issues. This will divide the world into two primary camps -- America & allies/terrorists & allies. QUESTION: "What will happen when Saddam interferes with U.N. inspections?" ANSWER by Elijah> Saddam may decide to "buy time" or "resist" if diplomacy is denied as a means of gaining his cooperation. It would be in his interest to create another "tragic terrorist event" in order to focus attention away from his activities. This would further erode "public opinion" among those who support military objectives. The "fear factor" would begin to take shape and worldwide debate would make America seem to be less than honorable -- making Saddam appear to be more of a victim than a villain. QUESTION: "What will happen when Iraq is attacked by allied American forces?" ANSWER by Elijah> Initially, it will seem like the Gulf War all over again. Then either God will intervene in ways that will be impossible for the media to discern -- or all hell will break loose in various locations on the planet. QUESTION: "What will Saddam do when he believes his days are numbered?" ANSWER by Elijah> Saddam will be taking every precaution to save himself from assination and/or execution by military forces. His weapons of "mass destruction" have been put into the hands of those who are loyal to his cause -- and it is his desire to "witness" the demise of his enemies. His evil intentions cannot be satisfied unless he first removes himself from danger. We will be hearing reports of his death, but do not be deceived without DNA confirmation. He may at some crucial point, murder one of his "doubles" as he escapes along a hidden path to Africa -- making the world believe that "victory" is at hand. (Note: This might have been his original intention?) QUESTION: "What will terrorists do with the weapons Saddam has given them?" ANSWER by Elijah> Rather than mass attacks as is expected, we will be experiencing "psychological torment" as a result of random biological, chemical and suicidal murders. QUESTION: "Will Israel be caught in the crossfire?" ANSWER by Elijah> I expect that Israel will be attacked by those coming through Syria. We may witness a preemptive strike against Damascus. The real possibility for the use of nuclear weapons by Israel in the Middle East will depend upon what happens in Iraq and in America. Damascus will be vulnerable in the future! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Foolishness Author: Elijah Date: 10/10/2002 7:30 pm CST Since God rules my heart, when the Spirit of my soul inspires me to speak as I speak, do not be too quick to jump to conclusions about human motivations or purposes. 1 CORINTHIANS 2:14 -- "But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are ...foolishness... unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned." It is important to remember a fundamental reality: One thought always leads to another thought. Please keep this in mind as you read all of my words. ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: A "Time" of TRANSITION Author: Elijah Date: 10/13/2002 7:11 am CST If you are visiting this message board for the first time, take time to read what other visitors have been posting. Even though the "dates" of commentary goes back to April of 2002, it will be messages written between 2003 and 2007 that will be most important. For scholars and/or curious people with no particular agenda, it will be possible to evaluate the nature of my "soul" as you read the "words" I release for pubic consumption. Also, I hope that you will take time to read the messages throughout the many pages of my web site. In the future, after this date -- October 13, 2002 -- I will be spending more time adding pages to my web site. Message boards are a good way for visitors to express their personal ideas or debate the messages that I've presented. According to limited research, it seems that only about 1 person in 10 who visits this message board actually leaves a message. The others just read and then leave without comment. If you are one of the silent type, that's okay. Please understand that once you've been "zapped" by the extremely diverse, rude and "uncensored" comments that other visitors leave here -- you may never be the same again. Good luck and God bless! ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: The Good Ole D.U.S.of A. Author: JamesEPReesor Date: 10/13/2002 12:01 am CST This post gives us something to think about: The “Good Ole D.U.S.of A.” Celebrates “Columbus Day.” By Tennessee Elijah Our magnificent country can now be described as the Divided United States of America for reasons that our founding fathers could not have anticipated. As we celebrate “Columbus Day” on October 14, 2002, most of us understand that with “tolerance” and “diversity” comes division among all who inhabit this great nation. In the exercise of personal freedom, dissension is commonplace. The mindset of every American citizen must now be changed to accommodate the new realities of our economic and political environment. We cannot afford to easily dismiss those who speak and work against the security of our nation. Our enemies come from outside of our borders -- and our enemies can be found within our borders. Regardless of individual motivations or opinions, we must, collectively, show respect for law, respect for our chosen leaders -- and respect for each other. Those who fail to do so should be identified, isolated and ostracized. Our very survival and meaningful existence as a nation depends on our individual resolve in these matters. Our biggest problems at this point in history are: (1) A lack of public confidence in government. (2) Fear of those who terrorize. (3) Instability within systems maintaining our economy. (4) Inadequate health care. (5) Inferior educational programs. (6) Decaying infrastructure in most communities. And before any of the problems can be seriously considered, something revolutionary has to be done about...(7) Daily dissemination of misinformation leading to mass confusion, perverse philosophical values leading to degeneration of the Spirit -- and systematic attacks against the nobility of holy lifestyles by misguided fools who profit from communication institutions. In the name of “news” and “entertainment,” Planet Earth has become a hell of a place to live! Words define the nature of a soul -- and words are powerful. We can use words to preserve America or use words to destroy America! How do we think, speak and behave? ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Good vs. Evil Author: E explains... Date: 10/15/2002 4:33 pm CST Through the years, I have noticed that people who prefer not to believe in God, and who do not accept Jesus for who He said He is, usually are inclined to avoid anything that might challenge their point of view. They will flip channels on the TV to avoid religious programming, interrupt a person in the middle of a sentence if Truth makes them feel uncomfortable, avoid reading the Bible or other books that could, conceivably, provide information to dispute their arguments. People who resist Truth are usually searching unsuccessfully for easy answers. They are victims of contrary "spirits" residing within limited thinking processes. The person on this message board whom we have come to know as "YWN" (and other aliases) bragged about not reading Bible verses when quoted. Also, YWN seldom reads or responds to lengthy posts which were written by various visitors who attempted to offer their point of view. If you go through the hundreds of messages, you will see that YWN avoided most of what I would consider worthy of reply. Instead, there would be immature verbal attacks against anyone, and everyone, who expressed an "idea" that failed to meet her/his unique criteria. Is there a lesson to be learned by all of this? YES! PSALMS 37:9-17 -- "For evildoers shall be cut off: but those that wait upon the LORD, they shall inherit the earth. For yet a little while, and the wicked shall not be: yea, thou shalt diligently consider his place, and it shall not be. But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace. The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth. The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming. The wicked have drawn out the sword, and have bent their bow, to cast down the poor and needy, and to slay such as be of upright conversation. Their sword shall enter into their own heart, and their bows shall be broken. A little that a righteous man hath is better than the riches of many wicked. For the arms of the wicked shall be broken: but the LORD upholdeth the righteous." ................................................................................................................................................... Subject: Maybe I should leave? (Taken from Angels & Snakes MB) Author: EfromtEnnEssEE Date: 10/25/2002 5:00 pm CST The following was copied from the AOL message board. It is an example of the daily crap that I have to endure. I have been wondering if I should cancel my account with AOL and if I should cancel this message board. If you care to make a suggestion, now might be a good time. Taken from AOL -- Global Pen Pals: Religion and Spirituality Subject: Defamation of Character Date: 10/25/02 12:58 PM Central Daylight Time From: EfromtEnnEssEE Message-id: <20021025135832.05186.00000209@mb-bj.aol.com> >Subject: Re: THE LAST DAY >Date: 10/25/02 2:48 AM Central Daylight Time >From: PA299 >Message-id: <20021025034854.17959.00000231@mb-ci.aol.com> Part 1... Desrubio to PA299>>Yeah, I know, simple as in to con simple people out of their hard earned money. BTW, just how many credit cards have you got that you can keep coming back after getting kicked off AOL? PA would you be willing to enlighten me as to what I've just stepped into? Unfortunately the OP didnt understand the sarcasm in my post, and the fact that it was directed at him. If you dont want to post whats going on you can e-mail me. PA299 responds to Desrubio in regard to me>Oh I don't mind posting it here and I don't think Bev will mind either. I think she's about had it with his idiocy too. ...(E interjects> Then filter my name and you will not be reading any of my posts)... PA299>Anyway, this guy who I call Tennessee because he always has that in his sig line has used several similar alias' after having his account pulled for unscrupulous activity here on the message boards, several times in the past. ...(E interjects> How would you know that?)... PA299>Basically he wants everyone to believe he is the literal reincarnation of Elijah the prophet from the bible. ...(E interjects> Very true!)... PA299>He has a website and he asks shamelessly for money constantly using the usual fundie threats of hellfire and damnation, if the faithful fail to ante up. ...(E interjects> This lie by PA299 fits into the category of defamation of character. Those who visit my site know this is a lie! Why would you want to defame me?)... PA299> However, at the same time he denies that he is christian, saying he is "one with god." ...(E interjects> I have NEVER denied being a Christian -- and even though you apparently have never read the Bible, being "One with God" is something all true Christians strive to become)... PA299>He's full of, (expletive deleted) and he knows it. ...(E interjects> I attempt to be completely forthright in all of my communications -- even when I use satirical reverse psychology)... PA299>He doesn't like me because I call him on his dishonesty every time. ...(E interjects> Not true. I make every attempt to love my enemies as Christ wants me and all of His followers to do). PART 2... Subject: Re: Defamation of Character Date: 10/25/02 1:06 PM Central Daylight Time From: EfromtEnnEssEE Message-id: <20021025140628.05186.00000215@mb-bj.aol.com> Elijah> Why does PA299 continue to attack me with false accusations? Subject: Re: Investigative Evaluation Date: 10/25/02 2:32 AM Central Daylight Time From: PA299 Message-id: <20021025033256.17959.00000230@mb-ci.aol.com> ErikF77525>How many more years will “E” be a voice crying in the wilderness? PA299>The better question is, how many years will "E" be allowed to spam his garbage all over AOL's message boards before he gets his account pulled, as he richly deserves? ErikF77525>"E" is no more a prophet than I am a snowmobile. PA299 speaking of Tennessee Elijah>Well said, Erik. E is also a charlatan who preys upon the weak minded and the simple minded. His gobbledy gook is just that to anyone with a normally functioning brain. Lynne, perhaps you could ask your DH about psychological profiles of con men and predators such as this guy? I would love to hear what a professional has to say about him and the garbage he spews. Summation by Elijah: The above ignorance is typical of reactions I receive from my messages on AOL message boards. People who know me, and read my messages carefully, can't believe this nonsense is happening. They conclude, as I do, that demonic influences cause these antagonists to be rude, deceptive and hostile. Answer these questions: (1) Did sinners treat Jesus any better than they treat prophets of this day? (2) Would this world treat me better... if I came in the name of a preacher, priest or rabbi instead of a prophet? (3) How much longer will God allow me to do what I do... if I am a false prophet...or if I am a true prophet? (4) What will happen to those who accept me if I am a false prophet...or reject me if I am a true prophet? The story of my life on Earth is amazing -- yet it has never been told. Believe it or not, I personally prefer anonymity, because of my timidity. Regardless, I do what I do to draw attention to my messages. The sooner I am able to escape the evil of this planet, the better! God told me that it might be in 2007 -- depending on how "events" evolve during my mission. Even so, it's my fervent prayer that lost souls will find redemption in Jesus -- and we will accomplish our objectives sooner rather than later. Go To TOP Of Page Go To Next Page... |
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